Someone take a bath with me and gimme a massage. Plz.
Here is a list of reasons we should have quit each other long before we did:
Because, while driving in the car with you, I looked at bridges and wondered how big of a splash I would make if I hit the water below them. Because you told me I was gross when I spit on the page that said “stain…
Why are customers such self entitled assholes? Like you don’t have to fucking yell at me it’s not going to fix anything or make things go faster, be nice shit. Customer service sucks.