If you're going through hell, keep going.

Someone take a bath with me and gimme a massage. Plz.

I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying


lora-mathis:

Here is a list of reasons we should have quit each other long before we did:

Because, while driving in the car with you, I looked at bridges and wondered how big of a splash I would make if I hit the water below them. Because you told me I was gross when I spit on the page that said “stain…

Why are customers such self entitled assholes? Like you don’t have to fucking yell at me it’s not going to fix anything or make things go faster, be nice shit. Customer service sucks.

“I would go absolutely insane if I were to ever lose my mother.”

(via fuckkher)

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world